The neighborhood drunk woke up one morning and started pounding beers. He then decided that to entertain himself, he’d go in and out of the nearby gas station, harassing the clerk and the customers.
The clerk grew tired and called police.
When they arrived they found him standing on the property line of the gas station. He could hardly speak but managed to spit out the fact that he had been drinking since that morning. He pointed to the empty beer cans he had tossed in the woods.
The clerk said she watched him drink beer all day and finally he came in and started yelling at her, telling her to “go home and change your underwear.” Then he told her to bite his rear end and left the store. She requested that he be placed on trespass notice. The officer went to do the paperwork but the man could not provide an accurate location as to where he lived, saying he lived with a friend in some nearby apartments, but didn’t know the apartment number. He was arrested for public drunk and booked and lodged pending bond.