Too lazy to walk
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Sunday, February 07, 2010


Two shoppers were jockeying for a parking spot at the local Wal-Mart. The man with the big truck won and the woman who didn't want to walk a few extra yards got upset. So mad in fact, she yelled at the man for taking the spot she was waiting for and called him an A hole.
They exchanged words over this coveted parking spot and she finally drove off. He went on in to shop and didn't pay much attention to his truck when he returned because it was raining. But the next day, when the sun had come back out, he noticed a two foot long scratch down the back of his tailgate, presumably done by the woman who wanted that parking space the day before. He called police to report the damage and they requested the store manage provide him with surveillance video from the parking lot so they could track down the woman. The damage was estimated to be about $500.