A woman's ex-husband came to her door one day looking for her uncle. when no one answered his knock at the door he started to walk away. But being the ex-wife that she is, she wasn't going to let him get away that quick. She dashed to the front door and screamed out to him that he is not welcome at her house and to never come back.
That's when he looked her straight in the eye and called her a dog and a slut.
And just to get even, she said she was calling the police and getting a trespass notice served on him. And that's exactly what she did. When the officer got there she said her ex-husband called twice before actually coming over to her home but used foul language towards her in the process. she demanded the trespass notice because she is was already in the process of seeking an order of protection.
The husband was served and he said he would refrain from visiting the old dog.