Late night munchies
A concerned citizen called police because a man had ordered some food in the drive through lane but never pulled forward to retrieve it. Fifteen minutes had gone by, and the driver was still just sitting there.
Police arrived a found a man slumped over the steering wheel clutching a $5 bill. They woke him up and found him to be intoxicated.
He rattled off a list of placed he had been that night, but said he had only been drinking at one of the places.
He never got a chance to eat those tacos, because he was arrested for public drunkenness and taken to jail.