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60 seconds of smiles

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 9:30 a.m.

My best friend said if I smiled for 60 seconds it would be impossible to have a negative thought.

Say cheese!

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 10:05 a.m.

My best friend said if I smiled for 60 seconds it would be impossible to have a negative thought.

Fido, Fluffy and French toast

Tuesday, February 17, 2015 9:56 a.m.

We are not projected to receive any ice this week.

It’s French toast time

Tuesday, February 17, 2015 9:53 a.m.

We are not projected to receive any ice this week.

One size fits all... Not

Tuesday, February 10, 2015 12:13 p.m.

I do an inward cringe every time I hear a grocery store or department store sales associate say, “One size fits all.”

One size does NOT fit all

Tuesday, February 10, 2015 11:03 a.m.

I do an inward cringe every time I hear a grocery story or department store sales associate say, “One size fits all.”

That awkward moment when ...

Tuesday, February 3, 2015 10:13 p.m.

There is a reason I’m a recluse.

Awkward moments, anyone?

Tuesday, February 3, 2015 10:22 a.m.

There is a reason I’m a recluse.

Ramblings ...

Wednesday, January 28, 2015 11:33 a.m.

These are things.

Adventures in writing

Thursday, January 22, 2015 8:40 a.m.

By the time you read this I will have finished my latest novel, “A Faerie’s Tear,” that is due for publication on Feb. 1, and will debut at the Berkeley Reads Tri-County literary celebration “Meet the Authors!” at Dean Hall at Cypress Gardens on Feb. 7.

I did it

Tuesday, January 20, 2015 10:16 a.m.

By the time you read this I will have finished my latest novel, “A Faerie’s Tear,” that is due for publication on Feb. 1, and will debut at the Berkeley Reads Tri-County literary celebration “Meet the Authors!” at Dean Hall at Cypress Gardens on Feb. 7.

Does that come in XXL?

Friday, January 16, 2015 2:42 p.m.

For as long as I’ve been an adult, I’ve struggled with adult fashion. It’s just not practical.

Toddler fashions in XXL

Wednesday, January 14, 2015 11:27 a.m.

For as long as I’ve been an adult, I’ve struggled with adult fashion. It’s just not practical.

NASA makes an offer I can refuse

Saturday, January 10, 2015 11:20 a.m.

Just when you thought there were no interesting ways to earn a little extra coin to pay off Christmas, NASA steps to the plate and knocks one out of the park.

A real bedtime story

Wednesday, January 7, 2015 11:29 a.m.

Just when you thought there were no interesting ways to earn a little extra coin to pay off Christmas, NASA steps to the plate and knocks one out of the park.

It’s that time again, again, again

Monday, January 5, 2015 10:14 a.m.

It’s a New Year.

Fanfare for the Common Man: Here we go again, again, again

Tuesday, December 30, 2014 11:34 a.m.

It’s a New Year.

What type of cheese was that?

Tuesday, December 23, 2014 11:18 a.m.

This one is worth repeating because no one believed me the first time.

The Day After, ‘Twas

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 11:24 p.m.

Clement Clarke Moore wrote the poem “Twas the Night Before Christmas” in 1822. With the poem being read around the tree this year, here’s my version.

Twas the Day After Christmas

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 12:07 a.m.

Clement Clarke Moore wrote the poem “Twas the Night Before Christmas” in 1822. With the poem being read around the tree this year, here’s my version.

Catching Santa in the act ...

Sunday, December 14, 2014 11:42 p.m.

In addition to my rampant ADD, I was an obsessive child.

Fanfare for the Common Man: Catching Santa in the act

Tuesday, December 9, 2014 11:51 p.m.

In addition to my rampant ADD, I was an obsessive child.

Deconstructing Rudolph ...

Thursday, December 4, 2014 12:08 a.m.

Christmas songs have always bothered me.

Fanfare for the Common Man: Deconstructing Rudolph

Wednesday, December 3, 2014 11:58 p.m.

Christmas songs have always bothered me.

I can’t ‘Shake Off’ these songs

Thursday, November 27, 2014 12:09 a.m.

There are songs out there that I really hate.

Fanfare for the Common Man: Songs I hate

Wednesday, November 26, 2014 12:15 a.m.

There are songs out there that I really hate.

The write stuff ...

Thursday, November 20, 2014 12:38 a.m.

By the time many of you read this, I’ll be almost there, winding the clubhouse turn and heading down the home stretch.

Avoiding the wall

Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:13 p.m.

By the time many of you read this, I’ll be almost there, winding the clubhouse turn and heading down the home stretch.

A novel concept ...

Friday, November 14, 2014 2:48 p.m.

I’m going to write 50,000 words in 30 days.

Fanfare for the Common Man: 50,000 words in 30 days

Wednesday, November 12, 2014 11:57 p.m.

I’m going to write 50,000 words in 30 days.

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